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  1. #1
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    Voted the best joke in New Zealand

    Bruce walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

    'Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache.'

    His wife is lying in bed and replies:

    'I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot.'

    Bruce says: 'I think you'll find that I wasn't talking to you.

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    Re: Voted the best joke in New Zealand

    Originally posted by Matt
    Bruce walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

    'Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache.'

    His wife is lying in bed and replies:

    'I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot.'

    Bruce says: 'I think you'll find that I wasn't talking to you.
    That's hilarious!
    "Few are those who see with their own eyes,and feel with their own hearts"-Albert Einstein

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    There's a New Zealander who owns one of the busiest pubs in Toronto (Hemingway's in Yorkville), and the bar on the main patio has a sign that says:

    "We support two teams. New Zealand, and anyone playing Australia."


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    Originally posted by namethink
    There's a New Zealander who owns one of the busiest pubs in Toronto (Hemingway's in Yorkville), and the bar on the main patio has a sign that says:

    "We support two teams. New Zealand, and anyone playing Australia."

    Yeah, the Kiwis are a bit like that. They don't like us Aussies, though who does.

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    Originally posted by Matt
    They don't like us Aussies, though who does.
    Any of the ones I've met were super!
    "Few are those who see with their own eyes,and feel with their own hearts"-Albert Einstein

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    Originally posted by Matt
    Yeah, the Kiwis are a bit like that. They don't like us Aussies, though who does.
    North of the equator, everyone loves Aussies.

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    Except the French because we make better sparkling wines...

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    What Matt omitted from the heading was that this was voted the best joke in New Zealand, because it refers to an Aussie bloke named Bruce

    As the Monty Python team shows in the skit below, Australia is full of Bruces LOL

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f_p0CgPeyA

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